You know how Malaysians are. Someone speaks with a British accent for five seconds and suddenly we think they’re qualified to do everything, be it coaching, cooking, or kicking a ball.
But this futsal skit we came across? It was a much-needed reminder that just because it sounds impressive doesn’t mean it is.
It starts with a coach picking players to represent “Team Malaysia” at a fictional, but highly competitive-looking World Cup in Mexico. One by one, candidates roll in, and with each one, the coach grows more confused than confident.
First up, a guy dressed like he’s ready for an NBA match instead of futsal. He’s spinning the ball on his finger, looking all cool. The coach squints, sighs, and says, “Never mind lah, you jadi keeper.”
Then comes a serious-looking dude in blue. The type who looks like he takes futsal very seriously, maybe a little too seriously.
Naturally, the coach roasts him with, “You look like someone went dating your mum,” before assigning him as defender.
Green vs Yellow — Flash vs Substance
Now here’s where things really get interesting.
Only two guys are left, both eyeing the striker position. One’s in green, the other in yellow. Let’s just say their approaches are very different.
Green walks in like a main character from Top Boy. British accent in full effect, throwing around phrases like “wagwan bruv,” name-dropping Ronaldo and Messi like they’re old futsal buddies.
He even claims he can outrun Haaland and Mbappe. Confidence? 10 out of 10. Credibility? Yet to be proven.
Meanwhile, Yellow, aka Nabil, plays it chill. He says he used to represent Malaysia in the SEA Games, and that’s it. No theatrics. No monologue. Just ready to show what he can do.
When talk fails and skill speaks
The coach, clearly impressed by the overseas vibes, lets Green go first.
This is the moment. And the shot? Flops. Completely.
The ball barely makes it to the goal before being caught. One of the players mutters what everyone’s thinking.
“Tadi cakap banyak, now cannot even play.”
Without missing a beat, Nabil steps up. No drama. Just one clean, sharp shot. GOAL.
The mood shifts. From laughs to cheers. Even the coach is surprised. “Didn’t know you so pro,” he says.
And that’s when Nabil drops the line that steals the show:
“That’s why we give local people chance.”
It hits. You can literally feel the switch. The players start reflecting how easily we fall for accents, packaging, or foreign branding, when sometimes what we’re looking for is already right here.
One of them even points out the perfect comparison:
“Just like how Vico deserves to be on our tables every morning.”
And suddenly, this isn’t just a tryout anymore. It’s a soft callout on how we treat local stuff.
Underrated. Overlooked. Until someone reminds us why it deserves more love.
Vico. The OG chocolate malt drink. No viral gimmicks. No imported drama. Just that reliable, familiar taste that quietly wins hearts every day.
Even Mr. Manchester ends up sipping it and, for once, says nothing. That silence? Tastes like humility (and chocolate).
#VICO #SapotLokal
You can shout all you want. But at the end of the day, delivery is better than drama.
Whether it’s a striker or your morning drink, sometimes the local ones show up, score, and surprise you when it matters most.
Watch the full video below. It says everything better than we ever could:
Watch the skit here:
